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No nonsence DVD workout

I follow this dude for training (body building and fat loss): As you know, Vince DelMonte sold out of his No-Nonsense DVD Series last Friday night and he just dropped me a line that he has another batch of 500 DVD sets available and has something like 564 people on the waiting list. I don’t know the exact number but the bottom line is that more people want them than he has available. If you want a shot at this life-changing system, you better make a move today because I wouldn’t be surprised if he sells out again this week: Head on over to this site if you’re ready for the most beneficial workouts you’ve ever done and to build a jaw dropping physique this summer: –> Click Here for more info on the step … Read entire article »

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Pressurized blood

My body is a steam cooker for blood — apparently. The gym I attend, ran a series of tests that they do for all new members, and my blood pressure was thought for concern and attention. According to these results: Systolic: 146mmHg // Diastolic: 91mmHg {translation 146 over 91} my blood pressure is on the verge of reaching Stage 2 hypertension. A future possibility is that my arteries will get damaged and muscle will surround the heart making it harder for the heart to pump the liquid of life. This can be a problem. If I reach stage 3 hypertension, exercise is not to be performed and the doctor will give me some pills that’ll fuck up my life and cost a fortune. I don’t want that. … Read entire article »

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MegaDance

Okay, first off, I am not a dancer. I have no rhythm. Let me say that again: I am not a dancer. I have no rhythm. I went to the gym this evening (after a lovely leg and back workout this afternoon) with my wife as I scored a free pass for her and she likes (no. She LOVES) dancing. She was on the NY stage for a short stint with Ballet. Tonight was MegaDance (high impact dance/exercise) and also there was Fight Do class. Guess what one I wanted to do? Five points if you said, Fight Do. I was very excited to take part in that. My thinking was: I’ll do Fight Do and wife will do MegaDance. Works out perfectly. BUT I had the days mixed up. MegaDance was the only … Read entire article »

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